Everybody loves a parade, and the 2010 Dodge City Days Western Parade, presented by the Dodge City chapter of AMBUCS, was one for the books.
Clocking in at just under two hours long, the parade had something for everyone.
Rolling out of the Civic Center staging area right on time, a police car with lights flashing led the Patriot Guard onto the route.
Along the way, the Patriot Guard was one of several units garnering applause from the onlookers, along with the VFW Post 1714 float, the National Guard unit and, of course, the mayor and a city commissioner or two cleaning up at the end.
The forefront of the parade met all the requirements: The Patriot Guard was followed by a horse unit of nearly 50 riders, the first of several equestrian units in the parade.
It's always good to see horses in a parade that honors Dodge City's history, and it's especially nice to see the youngest riders among the ranks — partly because they're obviously having a great time, and partly because it means the western traditions are being passed on.
Then came parade marshals Jack and Jane Dalton, and the parade was officially under way.
Marking a milestone
The theme of the parade was "Celebrating 50 Years," honoring the milestone achieved this year by the Dodge City Days festival, and many of the entries incorporated the theme into their floats.
The winning entry in the commercial category, Cargill Meat Solutions, featured 3-foot replicas of 19 past Dodge City Days lapel pins.
Several of the floats featured birthday cakes. The Alley's entry even included birthday presents — dancing ones, at that.
A few entries took their inspiration from the earliest years of the event, which dates back to 1960. One float included a guitar player dressed in psychedelic bell bottoms, and a lone hippie walked down the street carrying a "Make Love Not War" sign.
At least one entry could boast of a history that pre-dates Dodge City: The Fort Dodge banner proudly said, "Established 1865."
The four elements of a parade
Water
Years ago, someone got the bright idea to take a super-sized water pistol along on their float and sprinkle people along the route. It might have been a goodwill gesture aimed at cooling people off, but more likely, the intentions were mischievous.
Not long after the first soakers appeared on floats — probably the next year, in fact — some creative parade watcher decided to shoot back, and the battle was on.
Now that weapons were drawn, the only way to gain an advantage was by escalating size and power.
Hi-Plains Martial Arts was the first unit with significant firepower Saturday, but that was just the beginning.
An onlooker at Second and Spruce confidently squirted the driver of the Bud Light truck, only to be doused when the driver pulled out a surprise soaker.
Victory Electric's semi rig lumbered down Second Avenue with horn honking, boasting what appeared to be the tallest structure in the parade. The structure came complete with high-powered and endlessly supplied super hoses, putting the soakers to shame and upping the water war stakes.
The Credit Union of Dodge City float took a gentler approach when it showered the crowd with bubbles instead of water.
But the Dodge City Fire Department trumped everyone with its regional airport fire unit, which was impressive on its own. The massive tank-like vehicle drew one of the largest crowd reactions when the crew demonstrated the industrial-strength, remote-controlled fire hose on the front.
It was aimed at the street, not the crowd.
Music and noise
It's not a parade without a marching band, but marching bands are harder to come by than they used to be. The Dodge City Cowboy Band, however, provided great parade music.
Now that mobile music machines are easier to power, many floats provided their own sound tracks, and at least two featured live music: Bilingual Ministries showcased live rock and roll, while Victory Life Fellowship presented singer/songwriter David Worth Hinton.
Watching from near Carnegie Center for the Arts, a couple of Dodge City Community College students introduced a new element: the vuvuzela.